|Today 20 May 2019|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
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Date: 20/01/2019 Location: Dong Nai
The hares for this run were Fukcoffee and Sloe Gin with Mr Purple taking good care of the walkers. The walk report was given by Miss Mary Poppins. Bonus points were awarded for purple paper, however it was a long bus journey and he much prefers short rides. There no beer stop, Mr Purples obviously felt he didn't need this to celebrate his 10th birthday. Apparently on a scale of pie the trail was the corner of a square. The run report was given by Safe Sex who also liked the purple theme one a trail she had previously set herself that was so well mixed up that even she didn't recognise it. However the environment had changed a lot and there were rumours permeating the Hash that it had been set by bicycle. She gave a score if 9, giving an overall score of whatever you want it to be. 10 seems like a good number.
The virgins were Trang who was unlucky enough to come with Overdrive, Skylar who fared only slightly better coming with C4 and Anh who had seemingly had the best deal as he came with Nhoung. The visitors were Miss Mary Poppins and Driller Thriller from Nha Trang, Power Pussy and Fuck Noris from the Baku Hash Azerbaijan Houston Androgen Mouth from Houston, which apparently is no longer a part of the USA and petitioning to be on the Mexican side of the wall. The returnees were C4 who has finally managed to escape from the USA again, Meatcycle who has been finding spiritual and physical enlightenment in Dalat and Vagina Miner who is continuing his quest to mine all the vaginas in the world.
Mr Purple and Miss Bean had both celebrated birthdays and so were called into the circle and serenaded in the traditional style. There was the a dance off between the respective friends of the birthday people. You can watch the video here and judge for yourself which team won.
The Americans were then charged with sorting out their foreign policy by pissing off everyone except North Korea with whom the share a strong bond of brotherhood.
Stevie Blunder was then charged with using swimming as a pretext for pissing in the river. Unfortunately his ruse was uncovered by the local children swimming near him to cries of du ma.
Nhoung was then charged by Stevie Blunder. As they set off he thought she said "don't get lost this time”. He had obviously misinterpreted what was turned out to be a challenge as within 500 m she had managed to lose herself taking Anh with her.
Androgen Mouth was then charged. Whilst running through the beautiful forest trail the Texas had obviously decided he was a Mexican and attempted to cross a wall. The war wounds he received as the wall bested him explained why it is that Americans are so convinced the Mexicans will never get over a wall when they build it tried.
Stevie Blunder then charged Ethan fir needing closet comforts. Upon finishing the trail Ethan inquired after the restroom. Stevie Blunder indicated towards the numerous trees waiting for some nutrients and said take your pick. Ethan could not even begin to comprehend his meaning and so proceeded to walk down the road knocking at every door to inquire after their facilities.
I Chocked Linda Lovelace and Skylar where then called in to stand in for Prince Philip and Shithouse. It seems they have both been out playing with the traffic and ending up the worse for the experience. However it was felt that on balance Prince Philip was less arrogant and had a better sense of humour.
The On On was held at the run site.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off
Date: 27/01/2019 Location: Dong Nai
There will be a pick up in D2. Click on the picture below to see where the bus stops. The bus will be in D2 at about 2:15 pm so its best to be at the stop by 2:00 pm
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a Super Blood Wolf Full Moon run on Friday 25th January. it will start and finish at Tower 3 flat 17-02, Riviera point, District 7. The hares will be Stevie Blunder and Miss Bean and they are planning to empty their cupboards. It will start at 7:00 pm so try to be there by 6:45 pm.
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