|Today 22 July 2019|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
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Date: 27/01/2019 Location: Dong Nai
The hare for this run was General Erection with The Tickler taking care of the walkers. Stevie Blunder gave the run report and claimed he wanted to report that it was very good but had been told not to. He was surprised that we had an American helping out the Australian and realised he would be in trouble very early on when he was told not to go that way when he was on paper and not to come back when he was off paper. He had also witnessed the hares attempts to burn down the pine forest a couple of weeks ago but luckily the trees had survived and so there was still shade. There were just enough hills to make it nice but no beer stop so he gave a score of 2. The walk report was given by Stats who described it as excellent apart from the vicious wild life. Early on he was attacked by a spiders web which wound itself around his face. He managed to get that off just in time to run into a fire ant nest. He gave a score of 8 making the overall score 5.
There were no virgins this time. The returnees were Hot Pickle who has been lazy, Chatroom Pedophile who has been trying to help with the disaster management in the USA, Phuc My 2 who has been searching for for bananas, Comes Later who has been chilling out in Guam, Vlad who has been in Dalat and Tastes Great who has been spying in Hanoi. The visitors were Sukka from Nepal, Stats from Long Beach via the Himalayan hash, Sucker from the USA, Bubble Gumbo's from Taiwan, Inspector Gobshite from Mexico, Fraser from Glasgow and Z from Bulgaria.
Then it was time for some Awards: Safe Sex has now done 201 ad although she did leave for a while to try to get a life we are very glad that that didn't really work out for her and she is now back in the fold. The Bus Crew were then called in and Thanked and the hash recognised their traditional Tet custom giving them lucky money so they could pretend that they were still children.
The Ticker and General Erection were called in to decide if The Tickler could meet the criteria for being an Australia Day hare. His camouflage outfit was certainly red neck enough and he managed to spit out some bigoted comments for the benefit of the assembled Hashers, unfortunately he hadn't managed to arrange a lobotomy on time so had to remain American. Lickalotopus then decided that she would like to renounce America to become Australian, she was quizzed by our resident expert paddy Fag, correctly identifying the correct manner in which Sheilas should be treated, the failure of the Australians to win any major sporting events this year and the fact that there's more culture in a yogurt pot than in an Australian, unfortunately she slipped up by suggesting that Australia Day should be renamed Invasion Day and was therefore forced to remain an American
This hash was a hash with paper in abundance but Sloe Gin, Tutsi Robinson and Fraser still managed to get lost, or at least that's what they claimed as they emerged from the bushes looking somewhat disheveled.
The American men were then called in to answer the question of how an Arizona lady who has been in a permanent vegetative state for the last 28 years managed, unfortunately we all know how that happened and someone should definitely be charged.
Sloe Gin and was then called in to stand in for Ballcock. Ballcock had been moaning about the length of time he had to wait for his luggage when he returned from Australia due to all the boxes of food everyone was bringing into Vietnam. Sloe Gin was obviously to blame with her new import business for cherries. However it seems that Ballcock is planning his revenge as Underlay has booked 60 kg for his flight from Vietnam to the UK to ensure he can bring her the bare nutritional essentials she needs to survive in that god forsaken country
Finally Stevie Blunder and Miss Bean are finally leaving so they were called in and serenaded in the traditional fashion.
As this is a city run there will not be
a bus so there will be no pick up in D2.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run on the Friday closest to every Full Moon.
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