|Today 20 May 2019|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
This Sunday Run 1493 is the Two Rivers Party Run - it will be a suburb run in D2 with a special guest appearance and a party at an undisclosed location. The hares will be I Choked Linda Lovelace, Sexy Eyes and our Special Guest. There will be rivers, shiggy and hems; what more could you ask for?
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Date: 03/02/2019 Location: District 1
The hares for this run were General Erection and Paddlephile with Pole Polisher keeping a careful eye on the walkers. The run report was given by Jed who thanked the hares for hiding every single arrow on every single tree, with only the ninja Hasher able to spot them. He enjoyed the alleys and noted from the excitement of the workers that the sleaziest massage parlour had obviously been visited before. They somehow managed to find Paddy Fag middle of run looking as fresh as a daisy, almost as if he has shortcutted the first half of the run. He was also very impressed with the music which had been organised for the circle, it was certainly and improvement on the usual quality. He gave a score of 1. Inspector Gobshite gave the walk report. He enjoyed the trail despite the fact that there was only one bathroom stop, it was such a long way to the beer stop and he only managed one game of grab arse. He has hashed all over the world and this is the first hash where he has not seem one mark, fortunately the hare only got lost a couple of times. He gave a score of - 3 making the overall -1.The virgin was Craig from New Zealand who came with Overdrive! The returnees were Sore Arse who has been far too busy with the children and Paul from Australia via UK who is back on his annual sex tour.
The English and Overdrive were then charged. The Irish are allegedly stupid, however, Overdrive was the only person proudly sporting an Irish rugby cap the day after they were thrashed by the English.
Peckerhead then charged Overdrive. They went out drinking and Overdrive introduced him to a dubious young lady who proceeded to pour whiskey down his throat. The photographic evidence on Facebook was not appreciated by ‘er indoors.
The Australians were then charged with almost thwarting our efforts to get rid of Stevie Blunder and Ms Bean. Sexy Eyes and I Choked Linda Lovelace had been delegated the role of ensuring that they left and dispatched them to the airport twice only to have them return on both occasions. Apparently whilst Stevie Blunder is a welcome addition to Australian society Ms Bean is far too civilized to be allowed in. Finally a solution was devised and they were dispatched to New Zealand via Hong Kong where Ms Bean will practice her debauchery under the careful tutelage of the expert Stevie Blunder in the hopes that she may finally be allowed into Australia.
Paddy Fag then called in the Americans to ensure that they would all be cheering for Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. Why the interest you may wonder, well it appears that Paddy Fag feels a strong connection to him as they both hail from the same town.
General Erection then called in the New Zealanders as he claims it was the first time ever that we have been over quota on Hashers from there. They have obviously heard that Ms Bean and Stevie Blunder are on their way downunder.
Finally the Hashers then recognised the 60th anniversary of death of Buddy Holly by singing American Pie, this confused some of the more musically aware, but hey any excuse to sing along.
The On On was held at our Hash sponsors In Saigong Rooftop Bar.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 10/02/2019 Location: District 2
This will be a suburb run with a special guest appearance and a party at an undisclosed location. The hares will be I Choked Lind Lovelace, Sexy Eyes and our Special Guest. There will be rivers, shiggy and hems; what more could you ask for. If you want to be in on the fun turn up at this location at 3:15 for a 3:30 start (by Nhu Nguyen Cafe, Duong So 52 KDC Van Minh, Anh Phu). The On On will be Pot Luck so bring along your favorite food and share it with your friends.
There will not be a bus so there will not be a pick up in at the Caravelle or District 2. Hashers should make their own way to the start point.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run on the Friday closest to every Full Moon.
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