|Today 19 June 2019|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
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Date: 10/02/2019 Location: District 2
The hares for this suburb run were I Choked Linda Lovelace and Tinky Winky with Sexy Eyes taking good care of the walkers.The run report was given by Paddlephile who judged it as being excellent for a city run with goats, beer stop with cold beer, shiggy and lots of stealth makings. However they were obviously plentiful enough as every one managed to get back. He gave a score of 2. The walk report was given by Runny Yolk who enjoyed the fact that the shiggy encountered was very carefully bypassed, there were off road section which generally lasted 2 meters before the road was regained. There was also bridges rivers and a very cool impromptu beer stop. She awarded the run 8 giving an overall score of 5.
The virgin was Coco from Vietnam who came with Sexy Eyes. The visitor was Johnny Walker from Phnom Penh hash who made himself come, and claims to be blue label.
Pole Polisher and General Erection were then presented with awards. General Erection received his goody bag for helping with the Intermekong Hash, he was disappointed it didn’t have his name on. Pole Polisher was presented a goodybag for having nothing to do with the Intermekong Hash but still managing to get a bag with his name on!
The charges then commenced with the Vietnamese being called in. There are certain places which are suitable for picnics but the emergence stopping lane on a busy main road is not one of them.
Tinky Winky the sweeping hare was then charged for being at the front due to being dragged along by Spunky. The effort of making him run left Spunky exhausted.
The Paddy Fag was called in for being the last to arrive at the beer stop when his shortcutting habit went awry and took him on a long cut. He did better than Meatcicle and General Erection who didn’t manage to find the beer stop despite having a lecture from I Choked Linda Lovelace about where it was before the Hash even started.
The Brits were then called in. Fukcoffee had read what he considered to be the most ridiculous excuse ever which turned out to be perfectly reasonable. A car was found upside down in Devon and when the police asked the driver what had happened he had claimed that he had been avoiding an octopus. “Obviously a case of too many drugs” he had thought until today when he had tripped and twisted his ankle due to being distracted by flying octopuses.
Pole Polisher was charged deserting Paddy Fag after they watched the Super bowl on Monday. Pole Polisher had given him the slip by claiming he was going straight home when really he was headed to Phatties. He was more sociable that Tutsie Robinson though who refused to sit with them to watch the game.
General Erection Charged the Dutch with being more sophisticated than we give them credit for. Today was the anniversary of the 1535 naked protest streak through the centre of Amsterdam by 40 Anabaptists. Definitely the best way to protest
Jonny Walker was then charged by Paddlephile for getting directions from a tourist, namely himself. The result was that their journey to A from the Caravelle ended in a field in the middle of nowhere. Luckily they were rescued by a good Samaritan in a car who consulted with Porn Surfer and brought then all the way back to the start.
Paddlephile was then charged with failing to take his socks of when…..sunbathing!
Stevie Blunder was then charged using a stand-in for claiming that he had lost 2 days of his holiday. He received no sympathy as the Hasher already know his whole life is a holiday. He was then joined by a Ms Bean look alike and charged with dumping an ill disciplined Spunky on an unsuspecting Sexy Eyes. Dirty Bitch
and Coco had sat at the cafe before the start demonstrating perfect doggy manners whilst Spunky devoured the table.
The On On was held at a secret location.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 17/02/2019 Location: Dong Nai
There will be a pick up in D2. click on the picture below to see where the bus stops. The bus will be in D2 at about 2:15 pm so its best to be at the stop by 2:00 pm
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run on the Friday closest to every Full Moon.
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