|Today 18 June 2019|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
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Date: 17/02/2019 Location: Dong Nai
The virgin hares for this run were Jed and Skylar with the walkers in the safe hands of Safe Sex and Pole Polisher. The run report was given by Bum Gravy who felt it should have been called the contraception run as there were so many barrier to get through. He felt there was too much shade, he would have liked to feel the sun on his head and it was also lacking in hills. He would have given a score of -50 but they did manage to lose Tastes Great so he had to award 51 for that, leaving the trail with a score of 1. The walk report was given by Fucking Shane who was under the impression that it had been marketed as a varied run, so came along all excited to to see the rubber plantations and the rubber plantations and the rubber plantations. There were also lots of trip hazards which spoilt his enjoyment of the varied vista. He also gave a score of 1 leaving the Hashers scratching their heads at the complicated mathematics involved in finding the final score for the run of 1.
There were a lot of virgins. From Vietnam we had Hue who came with her friend Kelly, Micky, and Trung who both came with Skylar, and Chi who came with Finger Ring. There was also Kelly from New Zealand, Jessica from the USA and Emma from England who all came thanks to Brokeback Mountain and Mariera from Australia who came with Z. The visitors where Brokeback Mountain form Sunju Hash who came with her friends and Limey from London who made herself come. The returnees were Fucking Shane who has been hanging round the street corners in Sydney, Bum Gravy who has been showing those in Mumbai how its done, Turn Off who has been on a sex tour, Hung who has only just remembers where the Hash is and Creamy Tulips who has been hanging around.
Safe Sex was finally awarded her 200th run T shirt, she took it off and put it on whilst shielded by that gentleman of gentlemen Paddy Fag. She was also celebrating her birthday so she invited all those who have already had birthdays to join her in her celebration and they were duly serenade.
There was then a double naming with our two virgin Hares being interrogated thoroughly whilst witty proposals were made. The circle finally settled upon Deci Balls and Microsoft Dick and they were initiated into the Hash in the traditional manner.
Just Add Beer was then charged with going down right in front of Fukcoffee One second he was there and the next he was in a hole. It seems that the Americans are still keen to fall into the Vietnamese’s traps.
Pole Polishers wife has been away and it seems he has been a very bad boy …… whoops the censorship has kicked in.
Mr Purple was then charged with only exercising his fingers on his computer game as he waited on the bus for the Hashers to return. He has also decided that all Fukcoffees socks should be thrown away., sounds like a good call.
Runny Yolk was then iced for charging the GM with Child Abuse. He has been giving all the Hashers Whiskey for there down downs but only offered Mr Purple tea. Such a heinous crime, it's a good job someone was brave enough to bring it to light.
Deci Balls was then charged by Microsoft Dick for abusing fellow sleepy hare while resting on way out way to the run site. Allegedly photographic evidence will be available on Facebook shortly for those with a strong enough stomach
Finally Paddy Fag charged the Australian women. On the quiet roads of Con Dau Paddlephile was taking his afternoon constitutional when suddenly he was run over by an Australian tourist on a motorbike, proving once and for all that no matter where you are Australian women will always fuck you over
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 24/02/2019 Location: Nhon Tract
The hares for this run will be I chocked Linda Lovelace and Sexy Eyes. They will be using their skill and intelligence to weave together the old and the new, revisiting areas by request whist endevouring to keep the trail fresh. There will be all sorts of terrain, from jungle to dessert, shiggy to tracks and roads, with shade and blazing sun to ensure there is something for everyone.
There will be a pick up in D2. Click on the picture below to see where the bus stops. The bus will be in D2 at about 2:15 pm so its best to be at the stop by 2:00 pm
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a Full Snow Moon Run on Friday 19th February. it will be a live hare set with the running hare laying a trail and trying to beat the runners back and the walking hare making it up as she goes. Meet at 6.45 pm at a Greek/Vietnamese restaurant, 395 Hoang Sa Street, Ward 8, D3. The restaurant is next to Kieu bridge (Cầu Kiệu) situated by the Thi Nghe canal. The run will start at 7 pm prompt. See you there.
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