|Today 19 June 2019|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
Run 1496 will be another great Tickler / Rock Bottom trail.
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Date: 24/02/2019 Location: Dong Nai
The hare for this run was I Choked Linda Lovelace with Sexy Eyes taking good care of the walkers. The run report was given by Digger who said that it was reasonably interesting with steep leaf covered slopes to get the less trail wise and those too stingy to buy shoes with good tread falling. There were cliffs and detours due to the vicious and great scenery. He gave a score of -3. The walk report was given by Paddlephile who stayed that 90% was great and 10 was shit with undergrowth, dogs, cliffs and steep cliffs making it more an assault course than a trail. He gave a score of -1 making the overall score -2.
The virgins were JP from France, Jinhee from South Korea and Henry from both, all of whom came thanks to the efforts of Sexy Eyes. There was also Sara from the UK who came thanks to her friend. The returnee was Digger had had to do work in the desert in Australia.
The charges then commenced. Mickey and Creamy Tulips were charged for spending so much time gossiping and admiring the beauty of the trail that they managed to convince the rest of the Hashers that they had been successfully lost.
Tutsie Robinson was then in trouble for running off with beer his beer from the beer stop, not really a problem except he proceeded to spill it all along the trail.
Sara was commended for running so well given that it was the first time in a year. She had also managed to come on her first Hash during a beer free month. This concept needed a bit of explaining to many of the Hashers.
I Choked Linda Lovelace was then charged. He has been in Vietnam for 4 years and still hasn’t learnt the Vietnamese for water. Obviously he was put on the nuoc da.
Runny Yolk was then called in for feeling thorny. When she ran into the thorny bush her cries of ah, ahh, ahhh, ahhhhh had the rest of the Hash blushing.
Tastes Great charged the
hares with false advertising. The trail description said shiggy and as a Hasher who understands the terminology he had been looking forward to a mud bath only to find the route bone dry. Oh well, who knew... Tastes Great did!
Paddlephile charged the Koreans and V Vietnamese for banning fun in the upcoming Trump and Kim Jong Un by banning comedy lookalikes. Luckily they haven't been able to ban the comedy hairstyles which are proliferating in the capital.
Finally the British called in and reminded that they only have a month left to get a clue.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 3/03/2019 Location: Dong Nai
There will be a pick up in D2, click on the picture below to see where the bus stops. The bus will be in D2 at about 2:15 pm so its best to be at the stop by 2:00 pm
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run on the Friday closest to every Full Moon.
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