|Today 18 June 2019|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
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Date: 03/03/209 Location: Dong Nai
The hare for this run was Rock Bottom with The Tickler taking good care of the walkers. The run report was given by Inbound who said that it started with a surface that precluded much running and was therefore perfectly designed for him. There was plenty of shade and after the initial undergrowth excellent tails. He gave a score of -9. The walk report was Fucking Shane who commented on the abundance of dead leaves, cool cattle and hills to run up and down, although he had a feeling that we just kept going up and down the same hill. He gave a score of 3 making the overall score -3.5.
The virgins was Luke who came thanks to the Internet. The visitors were Broken Waters from the Nha Trang Hash and Frank Sumatra from the Jakarta Hash.
The charges then commenced with Shithouse, Inbound and Miss Saigon all being accused of shortcutting. Apparently they wanted to get to the beer faster which is perfectly understandable.
Then the hares were charged with destruction of infrastructure. They had chosen a spot where the electricity wires were so low that they snagged on the bus forcing the entire area back into the dark ages.
Stevie Blunder and Ms Bean were then charged via stand ins. There fiasco of an antipodean adventure had continued with an upgrade for Stevie Blunder who happily trotted off to business class without a care for the welfare of Ms Bean. Luckily the airlines realised their mistake and upgraded her as well so that she could keep him under control. They were also separated from their luggage which decided it wanted to go on a later plane. As if all this were not enough the Australian banking system decided that their cards were not good enough causing Sloe Gin to have to dash across Sidney in order to save them from hard labour at the restaurant where they could not pay.
Frank Sumatra was then called in for boasting. He claimed he has never fucked a married woman which explains why his wife has not had children.
Shithouse was then charged with dereliction of duty. Inbound has now done 106 runs but only the proud possessor of a 75 run T shirt.
General Erection was then charged with failing to reduce. He arrived on the bus with reams worth of the remains of murdered trees, which he proceeded to try to offload on unsuspecting Hashers for them to leave on the bus without reading. Oh well I guess they could be recycled as shreddy.
The American were then charged. For some reason the visit of Trump to Hanoi entailed blocking off all the roads around the American Consulate in Ho Chi Minh and causing a brand new phenomenon of gridlock on the city's streets. He seems to have a penchant for the unnecessary. He has declared an emergency in order to get enough money to build a fraction of his wall, whilst all evidence points to the fact that since he came to power no one is trying to get in, they are all desperate to get out.
Finally Sara was lauded as a low maintenance Hasher. Not only is she hard enough to do the entire trail in flip flops without batting an eyelash, she is also tough enough to drink the water straight from the ice bucket. None of this namby pamby running shoes and bottled water for her.
The On On was held at O'Briens.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 10/03/2019 Location: Dong Nai
There will be a pick up in D2. Click on the picture below to see where the bus stops. The bus will be in D2 at about 2:15 pm so its best to be at the stop by 2:00 pm
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run on the Friday closest to every Full Moon.
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