|Today 18 June 2019|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
RUN 1500 CELEBRATIONS
Altogether, there will be four great Hashing events and you are welcome to join them as you like. Please make sure you have registered for the ones you will attend.
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The youtube of last sundays run where we gained a hare half way through.
No apologies for any mistakes or omissions
Date: 24/03/19 Location: Binh Duong
The hare for this run was Lickalotapus with Broken Seal taking good care of the walkers and Down Easy turning up late as a biking hare. The Walk report was give by Sing Sing who was impressed that the hare did not get lost, and therefore the Hashers were not misplaced. The terrain was perfectly chosen for Hashers of his ilk, being level with no mud or rice paddies, however there were the occasional challenging gaps to be overcome. He gave a score of 5. Sammy gave the run report describing it as good with beautiful trees, more moguls than your average ski slope to ensure minimal running and many ditches to be navigated. She gave a score of 4. There was then a spy report from the Nha Trang Hasher Dick Fromage where they never have runs like this. He had tired of the mountains, beaches and oceans and headed down for the 1500th run only to discover that was next week. The run through the rubber plantation had given him flashbacks to 50 years ago when it had not been the branches he had been dodging and he had spent most of his time worrying about what his foot would land on.. He was impressed by with sun trickling through the trees, friendly people, vegetarian snack, and intertwining trails giving the walkers and runners opportunities to shout encouraging remarks in the traditional manner. He also felt the circle was at the best Buddhist picnic spot he had been to in 27 years, although his opinion might have been influenced by the beautiful girls he was surrounded by and the company of hit hale and hearty veteran comrades. He gave a score of -1 giving an overall score of 4.
The virgins for this run were Gabriela from Serbia who came with Tiffany, Andy from Amsterdam and Francesca who both came with Lickalotopus, Tom From Holland who came with Sariah, Jason from Canada who came with returnee Buck Beaver, and Nancy and Vivienne from Vietnam who came with returnee In and Out. The other returnees were Fuck Norris, Greg, Terri and Sing Sang who have have allegedly been busy fornicating and masturbating. The visitor was Dick Fromage from Nha Trang.
Tug Muay Dong was then called in and awarded this T shirt for 50 runs, which he promptly put on much to the delight of the assembled ladies. His dedication was demonstrated by the fact that despite being in Vung Tau for lunch he had still made it to the Binh Duong pick up to join the Hash.
Tastes Great was then charged for riding a motorbike without a helmet. Our GM had been out jogging when he had spotted Marlon Brando Wannabe cruising on his big motorbike with his wavy locks flowing in the wind. There was some concern expressed that the GM might have been practising for the Hash particularly given the fact that he was the first one back again!
The Vietnamese ladies were charged with being contrary. First they murdered a guy for money then they invited brother to come over for good time. I guess Kim Jong Un was the lucky one.
Ballcock then reminded us that Gabriela had expressed a desire to go on ice, so never wanting to quash desire the Hash iced her. Broken Seal and Lickalotapus join her for setting a Hash with a bush ride longer than the trail and a distinct lack of red ants.
The French were then charged with discovering wit. Nathalie Loiseau has just named her cat Brexit because it cries to go out, then stands at the open door wondering what to do before getting angry when it is finally kicked out. This was followed up with a charge against the Dutch. Their prime minister likened May to the knight from Monty Python who has his arms and legs chopped off and then declares a draw.
The Arabs were then charged. An Arab lady boarded a plane in Jeddah and as soon as it took off for KL she became hysterical. It turns out she had left her baby in the coffee shop at the airport, thus re routing the whole flight.
Finally Sammy was charged with admitting that which should never be admitted. Upon reaching a check she informed a virgin “this is the place where we get to chill”! No that's the ice :).
The On On was held at Gringo Tacos y Cantina.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 30/03/2019 Location: District 9
The main run is on Saturday. There will be a pick up in D2. Click on the picture below to see where the bus stops. The bus will be in D2 at about 2:15 pm so its best to be at the stop by 2:00 pm
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run on the Friday closest to every Full Moon.
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