|Today 18 June 2019|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
Paddy : “I want to be a millionaire just like my Dad”
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Location: District 7
The hares for the wun (the run and walk were combined in an interesting new format) were Paddy Fag and Sexy Eyes. Lickalotopus gave the run reprt stating that it was cool and shaded, at well organised to be at the perfect temperature due to Paddy Fags close relationship with the big man upstairs. The route ensured that the runners all stayed together, there were no hills, no wet water crossings, no shiggy, no animal attacks and no lack of fun. She gave a score of +1. The walk report was given by Inbound. He declared that it was very similar to the run but faster, and the climate had conspired to provide perfect conditions. He claims that the city runs are the best kept secret of the Saigon hash but requested that nobody tell this to Shit house so that they remain this way. He gave a score of -1 giving an overall score of 0. Paddy Fag tried to alter the scoring but the scribe had stopped listening.
The virgins were then called in to the circle. They were Colter from the USA who came with his dad and Sarah from South Africa and Linda from England who both came with Lickalotopus. The visitor was Tim from New Zealand who made himself come.
The British, Australians and New Zealanders were then called in. As the run was in remembrance of Anzac day we were reminded that the British had decided to have yet another war this time with the Turks. However upon seeing the Turkish army securely entrenched on the ridges of the Gallipoli peninsula they realised that you would have to be stupid to attack so sent in the Australians and the New Zealanders and the rest is History.
Linda, Sammy and Lickalotopus were then charged with overexcting the non-binary snowflake Paddy Fag. They had been discussing the game Cards Against Humanity which sounds perfect for the Hash but was a little bit to much for Paddy Fags innocent ears.
Paddy Fag was then charged with not laying the Hash to his normal standard. We are accustomed to the games of Hunt the Paper and Find the Missing Hasher when we follow his trails. However on this occasion it was so well marked that there were no opportunities for participation. However he did forget to mention that everyone should look up so some did miss the markings on the trees and maybe some effort to stick to standards had been made.
Finally all those working on the Monday were charged: 4 sad workaholics came into the circle to take their punishment whilst the rest of the Hashers revelled in their own good fortune.
The On On was held at Pitchers Sport and Grill
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 5/05/19 Location: Dong Nai
There will be a pick up in D2. Click on the picture below to see where the bus stops. The bus will be in D2 at about 2:15 pm so its best to be at the stop by 2:00 pm
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will host a city run on the Friday 17th May int District 2 to celebrate the Flower Full Moon and their 5th Birthday (better late than never :)). Further details will be published in the preceding week, we wouldn't want anyone getting overexcited and coming early ;).
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