|Today 09 August 2020|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
To the person who took my glasses, I will find you, I have contacts..
Oh la la. Venez vous joindre à notre fête du 14 juillet.
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No apologies for any mistakes or omissions
All current, past and future Hashers and their guests are welcome to the rooftop bar “In Saigong", 29 Huynh Thuc Khang St, District 1, above the photo camera shop. To make the best of the happy hour at In Saigong, we start at 5 pm, every Wednesday.
Location: Binh Duong
The hares for the William of Orange run were Paddy Fag, Inbound, Shithouse and Turn Off. The walk report was given by Amy. She was not very impressed by the start were the hare had the walkers pressing through the undergrowth, leaping numerous treacherous ditches, and falling through poorly engineered bridges to find their way to a locked gate and no way out. After retracing the trail, the walk improved with easy tracks though interesting countryside and a plethora of orange blooms at the finish. She gave a score of -38. The run report was given by Fran thought there was an overabundance of scary dogs and mud, but felt that the majority of the trail was nice. She awarded it -100 giving an overall score -69.
The virgins this week were Kelly from New York, who came using the Internet, Tomas from France who came with the help of Paddy Fag, and Vivian, Thum, Mia and Hung who all came thanks to Phuc My 2, she has had a busy week! The visitor were Oliver from Switzerland via the Cote d’Ivoire and Ejay from Taiwan. The returnees were Amy who has been exploring her options in the rest of the world before realising that Vietnam is the best and Twin Knockers who has been kept busy ironing and cleaning by her unenlightened husband (who shall remain nameless).
There was then a brief History lesson, courtesy of Inbound, in which we learned that the English were stupid enough to invite the dutch prince William of Orange be their king even though the already had a King in the form of James II. Obviously a country cant have 2 Kings so the decided thy needed to have a war. Not wanting to mess up England they thought it would be better to hold their war in Ireland and as they didn’t want anyone to feel left out they managed to get most of the rest of the world involved. By the time the lesson was over the whole Hash was in the circle and so rather than fight they all decided to have a down down.
Inbound was then given 2 awards. He had completed 100 runs and 10 haresets and so the Hash saw rather more of his bare chest than they were prepared for.
The Americans were then charged as the bus was parked next to an amazing wall that had appeared since the last time the Hash was at this location proving beyond a doubt that the Vietnamese are much better at building walls than the Americans.
Shithouse was then charged by PM2. There was no beer stop on the run but somehow Shithouse managed to have someone offer him a beer at a party they passed. However they failed to offer a beer to PM2 and to add injury to insult Shithouse asked her to explain to them that the could not drink the beer as he was a Muslim. It didn’t stop him drinking a down though.
PM2 was then charged. For some reason she was wearing glasses with no glass in them. Perhaps it made the Hashers look better.
Kelly was them brought in to answer the charge of being cheap. As a virgin she introduced herself as being from New York but when the Hash Cash had been collecting money she had fallen back on her Vietnamese heritage.
Precision Tool was then charged for going the wrong way. As Invade My Date was following the paper he found Precision Tool charging straight for him, shouting something about wild dogs. However the paper never lies and the dogs had to be passed.
As it was Lurpricks final hash for this trip he was sent on his way with a beautiful serenade.
The circle was then treated to an Orange Quiz and it has to be said they were an amazing number of correct answers given. A very worrying turn of events for some of the more traditional Hashers.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 14/07/2019 Location: Dong Nai
There will be a pick up in D2. Click on the picture below to see where the bus stops. The bus will be in D2 at about 2:15 pm so its best to be at the stop by 2:00 pm
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run whenever they feel like it. Runs will be advertised here and on Facebook.
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