|Today 09 August 2020|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
This Sunday's run 1517:
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All current, past and future Hashers and their guests are welcome to the rooftop bar “In Saigong", 29 Huynh Thuc Khang St, District 1, above the photo camera shop. To make the best of the happy hour at In Saigong, we start at 5 pm, every Wednesday.
Location: Dong Nai
The hare for the run was Fukcoffee, with Sexy Eyes taking good care of the walkers. The walk run was given by Another Intoxicated Twat who claimed that all you needed to do was look at the state of the assembled Hashers to be able to tell it was a great run. The forest was beautiful and the sweet scent of the grass filled the runners nostrils as they ran. However there was an inbuilt and redundancy, the trail included a river crossing and the rain poured down, the Hashers only need one of these to ensure they get wet. Also the mismanagement ensured that the cleansing river was crossed before the mud was crawled through. He gave a score of -10. The walk report was given by Creamy tulips who thought that the forest was great, the plantations were verdant, the rain was cooling and the 7 km must be a record. She was very disappointed to have missed out on the chom choms. She had her money ready but they refused to sell any to her, the runners who came behind her fared a little better, they couldn’t buy any but were given some free. She gave a score of 10 giving an overall score -0, almost as if it never even happened..
The virgin this week was Rosie from Vietnam who came with her friend. The visitors were Another Intoxicated Twat who has been spreading the good news of the Saigon Hash round the Hashes of Seattle (possibly not that effectively as the only Hasher from Seattle attending recently) and Comes in Style who has just been hanging out in Saigon without coming.
As it was Bastille day we were treated to another History lesson on the storming of the Bastille the reluctant release of the 7 prisoners held there and the subsequent beheading of the king. Unfortunately as there were no French on the Hash Sexy Eyes the french home-owner had to answer the charge and down the beer.
There was then a hash beer tasting where a number of beer connoisseurs and Sexy Eyes imbibed a selection of lagers. The beer connoisseurs decided that San Miguel was the best and we should continue to drink this. Sexy Eyes thought all the beers were disgusting and opted for the Revive. Invade My Date charged the beer connoisseur Rock Bottom with being a rank amateur after he boldly stated that number 2 was definitely Saigon Special - no it was San Miguel, Saigon Special was not represented.
Liqueur Cherry was then charged for forgetting who she was, and then jointly charged helping Kick Arse guzzle down all the free chom choms with Kick Arse before Creamy Tulips could get what she wanted. Thi had also been in on the act but she had been so excited when collecting chom choms that she had gone down hard, whilst The Tickler could merely look on in amazement.
The British were then charged with leaking. They had embarrassed the Americans by releasing an email which contained the super secret information that Trump was inept and their whole political system was dysfunctional.
The Tickler then charged our IT expert Invade My Date with dragging the Church of England into the 21st century. They have just released their 10 Digital Commandments including such gems as “Thou shalt look carefully on thy friends and followers for, to others, they are a reflection of thee”. It’s a shame the language is still stuck in antiquity
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 21/07/2019 Location: Nhon Tract
There will be a pick up in D2. Click on the picture below to see where the bus stops. The bus will be in D2 at about 2:15 pm so its best to be at the stop by 2:00 pm
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run whenever they feel like it. Runs will be advertised here and on Facebook.
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