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Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
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All current, past and future Hashers and their guests are welcome to the rooftop bar “In Saigong", 29 Huynh Thuc Khang St, District 1, above the photo camera shop. To make the best of the happy hour at In Saigong, we start at 5 pm, every Wednesday.
The hares for the run were our virgin Lauren and I Choked Linda Lovelace. The run report was given by Broken Seal who could find nothing to complain about except that it was too hot and humid. He described it a delightful and generally well marked, with a lot of bulls and some very noisy dogs. He gave a score of 2. The walk report was given by Rear Admiral, who enjoyed the beautiful scenery shaded trails, and excellent conversation. She gave a score of 9 making the overall score for the trail 5.5.
The Virgins this week were all from Vietnam. They were Lee, Nhong, and Minh who came thanks to Lauren, and Thao who came with Tug Muay Dongs guidance. The returnees were Tom who is back from a spying mission in Hanoi. Rear Admiral who has been hanging around Saigon and Runny Yolk who is just back from the Netherlands.
Runny Yolk then charged Broken Seal with disguising his age. She had seen him running through the trees where he encountered a hard working Vietnamese man harvesting the latex. Being culturally sensitive he stopped to disturb the man, he was asked his age, so that the correct form of address could be deduced, and replied 32 at which point the Vietnamese gentleman gave a cry of Gia quái in disbelief and indicated that he thought Broken Seal looked much older.
General Erection the told the tale of the horn. The Hanoi Hash lost their Horn many years ago, allegedly it had something to do with Spandex Man. As the Hanoi horn found its way to the Saigon hash to join the Saigon horn this left the Saigon hash very horny. When Spandex Man left Vietnam 6 months ago General Erection suddenly found he had the horn. Then a couple of weeks ago a contingent from the Saigon Hash went to celebrate the Hanoi Hash’s 1500th. After some sneaky smuggling the Hanoi hash suddenly. Unfortunately Pencil Dick stole the Saigon Hash horn and put it into Dingos bag at their 1500th run. This means that it is now being violated by the Nha Trang Hash and The Saigon Hash is no longer horny.
The Vietnamese were then charged in place of Sloe Gin. One of the Hashers had followed the instruction on Facebook and arrived at the Caravel at 1 pm. They had wondered why no one else arrived until 1:45 and upon checking the Facebook page the GM had uncovered the error in the post. However when Sloe Gin was questioned about this she claimed that she had entered the correct time and “someone must have changed it”. Obviously even the GM was not going because as every good Hasher knows Vietnamese women are never wrong!
Broken Seal was then charged with having eagle eyes. The Hasher were tearing through the undergrowth with Broke Seal in the lead when they suddenly came to an emergency stop as Broken Seal yelled out “SPIDER”. They all looked around expecting the largest Orb Weaver Spider in the world but it turned out to be almost too small to see with the naked eye.
Paddy Fag look alike Sariah was then charged. He turned up at the Caravel but they took one look at him and refused to let him park. This small set back caused him to abandon the hash and go and sulk in Phattys.
The British were then charged with being Cheap. A Brit was heading back to Edinburgh from Nice on EasyJet when he discovered his suitcase was too heavy. Rather than pay the excess baggage charge he chose to put on all his clothes and wear them on the flight.
Finally it was time to name our Virgin hare. After some mass debating and names such as Lunar Experience, Home Service, Ball Skills, Lunar Lassie and Mooney she was finally initiated into the hash as For Rent.
The On On was held at In Saigong.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 27/07/2019 Location: HCMC
This will be a city run. The meet up point is 2 Nguyen Truong To Street, Tan Thanh Ward, Tan Phu District. There will not be a bus.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run whenever they feel like it. Runs will be advertised here and on Facebook.
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