|Today 09 August 2020|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
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All current, past and future Hashers and their guests are welcome to the rooftop bar “In Saigong", 29 Huynh Thuc Khang St, District 1, above the photo camera shop. To make the best of the happy hour at In Saigong, we start at 5 pm, every Wednesday.
Date: 04/08/2019 Location: Dong Nai
The hare for the run was The Tickler.The run report was given by Moose Gooser who had just returned after an 8 year absence to find himself on a 12 km with lots of shite, the rancid smell of rotting lamb and a beer stop that he was anxiously anticipating from the first km that didn't appear until the last km. It did appear though, the beer was cold and the last 1 km was beautiful, making up for all the rest and reminding him of why he had returned. He gave a score of 9.7. The walk report was given by Beer Breath and Boobs who found it fascinating, with friendly monks, and wasps, trainee monks shouting “what the hell” and children calling “hello”. She said there were lots of highlights and no low lights and gave a score of 9, making the overall score 9.35.
The virgins this week were Tin and Ruby from Vietnam who came with Tracy and Tuong respectively, and Nick from Sweden who couldn’t remember how he came. The returnee was Moose Gooser and the visitors were Beer Breath and Boobs from Australia and Nick from the Czech Republic via the Jakarta Hash.
The Hashers from last week were then called in and congratulated for setting a record for the longest circle ever, they managed to talk shit for 3 hours but strangely enough no one could remember what happened.Won Hung High was obviously an excellent host. Peckerhead did also need to be reprimanded not only did he confuse all those who attended by being a FRB but he forgot the sacred Hashing tradition of never leaving anything behind, discarding his water bottle full of performance enhancing drugs which General Erection duly returned to him.
Next For Rent was called in to be charged with numerous infractions. First she was wearing a Liverpool football kit, enough said. Then she forgot her amazing new hash name when introducing herself, finally she went on the walk and whilst everyone else did 5.5 km she somehow managed to do 8.2 km.
Next General Erection was charged for the most unprecedented behaviour imaginable. He has been hashing for 27 years and never in all that time has he run through a beer stop, until this week. Apparently after 11 km of running his legs simply refused to stop until they got to the bus.
Peckerhead then had to charge one of our fellow Hashers with the reprehensible crime of objectification of women. He had noticed that this Hasher was unable to tear his eyes away from the behind of the female Hasher in front. No prizes for guessing that the culprit was I Choked Linda Lovelace.
Peckerhead was then iced for believing that he should get a free bus ride simply because he was the most handsome Hasher on the bus. The validity of this claim was also questioned. He was joined by Inspector Gobshite who made the rookie mistake of charging the GM. The charge of omission of the vicious wasps from the Hash blessing may have been valid but it is the GM!
The Americans were then charged with spreading stupidity across the border. A Canadian investor has just paid 437500 for a pair of old Nikes.
Then the French were charged for having bad aim. When dropping supplies for their troops during the battle of Dien Bien Phu the Pilots were so afraid of getting shot down that they stayed up in the clouds and dropped half the supplies of the Viet Minh army. This led to depression in the French Army as they ran out of red wine and high spirits in the Viet Minh Army as they drank it all, and this is the real reason the French were defeated.
Finally the Environmentalists were charged for failing to do their research. They targeted a building in London which they believed to be the headquarters of Drax to protest the building of a new fossil fuel power station in Yorkshire, however, the building was actually the home of one of the largest renewable energy companies in the UK.
The On On was held at O’Briens.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 11/08/2019 Location: District 7
There will not be a bus so there will be no Bus pick ups. Please make your Own way to Pitchers Sport and Grill in District 7.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run whenever they feel like it. Runs will be advertised here and on Facebook.
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