|Today 09 August 2020|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
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All current, past and future Hashers and their guests are welcome to the rooftop bar “In Saigong", 29 Huynh Thuc Khang St, District 1, above the photo camera shop. To make the best of the happy hour at In Saigong, we start at 5 pm, every Wednesday.
Date: 11/08/2019 Location: District 7
The hares for this run were General Erection and Paddy Fag, with Sexy Eyes keeping the walker entertained. The walk report was given by Nick who described it as good although the hare seemed to be lost most of the time and just going wherever she felt like going. He gave it a score of 8. The run report was given by Bug Fucker, he commented that it was a street run which was not what he had been hoping for, but that he had enjoyed it despite this. It was anticlockwise, well set and he managed not to get lost by staying close to the hare, unlike many of his fellow Hasher who seemed to go off every which way. He gave it a score of 15 making the overall score 11.5.
The visitor on this run was Bug Fucker who was from Scotland via the rest of the world where he has been hashing wherever he can. The returnees were Shithouse who has been to the UK to check out the shit storm that Brexit is creating and Twin Knockers who has been temporarily unchained from the kitchen sink.
The Vietnamese were then charged for insulting Paddy Fag. He had been driving along minding he own business almost in the correct lane when out of nowhere he was pulled over by a couple of gentlemen at the side of the road. They indicated that he should give them something if he wished to continue so he fiddled around in his front pocket and pulled out his wad. They looked disgusted, refused to touch it and sent him immediately on his way. Shithouse countered stating that the Vietnamese were too polite. He had been bringing a lot of illicit equipment into Vietnam and had been told that he needed something in his passport. He put in 100 euros and received 50 back.
The lost Hashers were then called in and charged for being unfit for purpose. The circle was then warned that use any of the words banned by Jacob Rees-Mog would result in instant icing. Luckily everyone forgot which words these were as soon as they had been told them and there was not ice anyway.
The Artists were then called in. The Edinburgh Festival is in full swing but it seems that the good old British Pound is no longer deemed appropriate currency by the impoverished artists performing there. They are all insisting upon being paid in USD or Euros. The British were then charged, it seems the NHS is also failing as a man who went in for a bladder operation ended up being circumcised. However, the Scottish are to be commended, Britain's worst football Fort William finally managed to end their 73 game losing streak by beating Nairn County. Bug Fucker accepted a celebratory drink on their behalf.
Finally the Germans were called in to answer the charge of failing to live up to their stereotype. They are supposed to be organised but we all know Tinky Winky spent 8 years not building the Saigon high speed railway for a German company and now we hear that in 1996 they decided that Berlin needed a new airport. In 2006 they started and it was due to be finished in 2011. Thus had to be rescheduled for 2020 and they are still running into numerous problems. The escalators are too short, the wind blows all the rain into the building, 1000 trees were planted in the wrong place and had to be dug up, 4000 doors were wrongly labelled and they installed monitoring devices with a life of 6 years so they are already out of date. The GM is relieved that the UK is not the only country that is unable to organise its grand projects.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 18/08/2019 Location: Binh Duong
There will not be a pick up in D2. D2 Hashers can catch the bus at the "circle of death", Binh Duong Hashers can get on at the Becamex Tower.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run whenever they feel like it. Runs will be advertised here and on Facebook.
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