|Today 09 August 2020|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
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All current, past and future Hashers and their guests are welcome to the rooftop bar “In Saigong", 29 Huynh Thuc Khang St, District 1, above the photo camera shop. To make the best of the happy hour at In Saigong, we start at 5 pm, every Wednesday.
Date: 25/08/2019 Location: Hoc Mon
The hare for this run was Shithouse, joined later General Erection who was the walking hare until his desertion of the walkers at the beer stop, leaving them in the dubious hands of that infamous shortcutter Paddy Fag. The run report was given by Bum Gravy who had come all the way from India in order to avoid the monsoon but had failed to find the sun on this run. He had also failed to find any hills and missed the bridges so ended up swimming. He felt it was a bit short at 7 km although somehow he had managed to do 11.5 km. He gave a score of -22. The walk report was given by Runny Yolk who had been impressed by the efforts that the hare went to in choosing pretty trail and pointing out the beautiful scenery and flowers. However all this vanished on the second half of the walk where many a scenic path was passed. A passing comment overheard by the hare did yield a frantic search and a photo opportunity with some flowers that happened to be growing by the road, but this last ditch attempt and subsequent bribery was not sufficient to allow her to rate the second half better than the first. She gave a score of -15, giving an overall score of -18.5.
The virgin on the hash this week was Tram from Vietnam whose friend made her come. The returnees were Bum Gravy who has been on a curry sex tour of India, Cockaleaky who has been busy working on Sundays for last year, but has insisted on a new schedule to allow him to come, and Estelle who is always getting busy on Sunday.
Tug Muay Dong was then charger. He was called to the front of the bus by Liquor Cherry but instead, for some unfathomable reason, chose to stay at the back of the bus with Where’s His Balls, allegedly trying to find them.
The competitive runner Tuong was then charged with speeding in the final 100 m to beat General Erection to bus, thus sending our esteemed member of the Alzheimer's club into a confused state of mind as he tried to remember if he was in a race.
The hares were then charged with including Snipers Alley at the end of the trail. The exhausted Hashers were faced with the option of going for a swim or braving the bites of something evil. Many were traumatised by the experience but none more than I Choked Linda Lovelace who required medical assistance for his wound.
The Americans were then charged for taking the piss. Once more it seems they are trying to annex land at basement prices. Not content with the Midwest and Alaska Trump has now set his sights on Greenland. His advances have been rebuffed by the Danish Prime Minister which has him very confused. His advisers had to go to great lengths to remind him that when a woman says no it means no, and now he is sulking and has refused to go to her party.
Bum Gravy was then charged for being the only shortcutting Hasher who managed to run a 11.5 km trail.
General Erection and Shithouse were congratulated for achieved something that the rest of us can only aspire to, their ages and IQ are now exactly the same.
Cockaleaky, our resident rainmaker, was brought in and thanked for arranging the mornings rain providing perfect conditions for the run. However it was felt that the addition of the yellow rain in the middle of the trail at the start of the run could be considered overkill.
Sexy Eyes charged with misdirecting the Hashers at the start of the run. In light of her previous problems with left and right and her new problems with head forwards and go back the way we came, it has been decided that from now on her advice should be completely ignored.
General Erection was charged by Runny Yolk. He was explaining to her that Hashing keeps him alive, without Hashing he would be dead. However, he also remarked that its the brain that goes first. At this point Runny Yolk suddenly realised why he is always running around like a headless chicken.
Tootsie Blunder and Runny Bean, were charged due to the antics of Spuddy who is terrorising the deer in Bushy Park. They have also been stealing sand from the beaches of Sardinia but, unlike the French couple recently arrested, they were clever enough to smuggle it back in their shoes, pockets and pants. For some reason this prompted Shithouse to charged Shithouse with stealing sand from Bali to take to Bandung because he wanted yellow sand in his sand pit rather than black. Apparently the suitcases were so heavy that the customs officers couldn't lift them to check them so he got away with it.
Finally Tootsie Robinson was charged with being unable to drive. He managed to get his friends off-road truck stranded in Yellowstone Park for 3 weeks because he wimped out, tried to avoid a puddle and drove off the side of a mountain instead.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: /2019 Location: Dong Nai
There will be a pick up in D2. Click on the picture below to see where the bus stops. The bus will be in D2 at about 2:15 pm so its best to be at the stop by 2:00 pm
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run whenever they feel like it. Runs will be advertised here and on Facebook.
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