|Today 09 August 2020|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
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All current, past and future Hashers and their guests are welcome to the rooftop bar “In Saigong", 29 Huynh Thuc Khang St, District 1, above the photo camera shop. To make the best of the happy hour at In Saigong, we start at 5 pm, every Wednesday.
Date: 08/09/2019 Location: Hoc Mon
The Hare for this run was Paddy Fag with The Tickler taking good care of the walkers. The run report was given by Shithouse who commented that on a Paddy Fag run he always hopes for best but fears the worst,however, with The Tickler as a cohare he need not have feared. The motorbike spacing of paper was nowhere to be seen and the trail easily followed. He was bemused as to how the Tortoise like hare kept popping up in front of them despite the fact they were always running and never napping. The first part was described as beautiful, the second part had rather too much asphalt but the hares then redeemed themselves with more trails through scenic countryside. He was also impressed by how unconcerned the Hares were to learn they had lost too Hashers luckily the Hares were right not to worry as the wayward Hashers soon turned up. He gave a score of 1.5. The walk report was given by Amy who described it as wet and slippery with lots of puppies, so just the way she likes it. She awarded it 3 making the overall score 2.25.
The virgin for this run was Giao from Vietnam who came with her friend. The visitor was Deaf Lesbian from the USA.
Deaf Lesbian was then iced for being late for the bus.The fact they he had made a huge effort to join us, re-booking when his 10 am flight from Hanoi was cancelled and dashing from the airport to catch the bus with a phone that had died,was not deemed to be an appropriate excuse. He was joined on the ice by Chichi Madera with whom he had been competitively running, the speed at which they had zoomed past the other Hashers had left some feeling rather inadequate.
Fine Arse was then charged with being sickening. She had been sitting behind Peckerhead chatting to him when suddenly he had stood up and insisted that he needed to get off the bus as he was going to be sick. That was the last that the Hash saw of him and so they were left wondering what she could possibly have said to him. She was not forthcoming.
I Choked Linda Lovelace was then charged, the soil of Ly Son Island is deemed sacred and is not to be removed from the island. However, this did not deter him and, in the manner of Stevie Blunder and Mrs Bean, he successfully smuggled a bottle full of the soil from under the noses of the military. He was even unphased when challenged about it by the security at the airport.
Fine Arse and Trang were then charged with disrespecting the Hares. Despite all the efforts the hares had gone to, clearly marking the trail and choosing the most perfect routes, these two had decided to shortcut, leaving Paddy Fag devastated as you can imagine.
The Vietnamese were then charged with disrupting B. Again a lot of effort had gone into selecting the perfect spot and then suddenly the Vietnamese had decided to have a wedding in the middle of the road, meaning the bus could not get to B and the Hashers had to walk or run an extra 200 m. Not only that the revelers had managed to finish all the beer by the time the Hash came through so the Hashers could not even join in the fun.
Wanker Banker was then charged with being too busy on her phone at the start of the run to introduce herself.
Amy and Sexy Eyes were then charged with disturbing the peace. The Tickler enjoys his quiet walks through the countryside listening to the sounds of nature but on this occasion all he could hear was the gossiping of these two ladies. He learnt far more than any man should ever know about the working of the female mind and was having to drink an inordinate amount to try to forget. Luckily the GM had also provided whiskey so this was helping.
Rock Bottom was then awarded his 25 run T shirt. He took it off and put it on much to the delight of the female Hashers. Wanker Banker was so over excited that she was desperate to get her hands on him but had to make do with feeling the T shirt.
Paddy Fag was then charged with mismanagement of the Hare line. I seems 2020 was complete whilst 2019 was empty, then 2020 disappeared and 2019 was messed up. The theory, from our absent expect Inbound, is that he has been infected with the "Jugged Hare" virus which randomly deletes essential .pf files. The only known fix is running the .tcklr antivirus and cleansing with .sanmig.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 15/09/2019 Location: Dong Nai
There will be a pick up in D2. Click on the picture below to see where the bus stops. The bus will be in D2 at about 2:15 pm so its best to be at the stop by 2:00 pm
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run whenever they feel like it. Runs will be advertised here and on Facebook.
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