|Today 09 August 2020|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
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All current, past and future Hashers and their guests are welcome to the rooftop bar “In Saigong", 29 Huynh Thuc Khang St, District 1, above the photo camera shop. To make the best of the happy hour at In Saigong, we start at 5 pm, every Wednesday.
Location: Binh Duong
The hare for the run was Paddy Fag with The Tickler keeping a careful watch over the walkers. The walk report was given by CL who had been worried as it started wet but whose spirits were raised as the rain stopped and the beauty of the trail became evident. She was particularly impressed that the hare had arranged to have some of the trees decorated in her favourite colour, pink. She gave a score of 5. The run report was given by Shithouse. This was deemed appropriate as he had done 90% of the trail twice. His only comment was that whilst the first half had been fresh and new, the second half had been very familiar and he seemed to be suffering from reverse deja vu. He gave a score of 1.8, giving an overall score of 3.4.
The virgins on this trail was Hung from Vietnam who came thanks to the efforts of Drives Me Nuts. The returnees were Finger Ring and Tastes Great, who have been checking out what Canada has to offer, apparently Finger Ring found Trudo to be 'very fine' much to the dismay of Tastes Great.
Inbound and Hung were then charged with showing a lack of respect by shortcutting and therefore failing to follow the trail carefully picked out by the hares. They made the mistake of following the hare rather than the trail. However they did a better job than Shithouse who couldn't find the paper at the end of the trail and so backtracked to find the sweeping hare. He managed to get all the way back to the start before he found the hare at the bus.
The French were then charged for their excellent judicial system. A french businessman had been away on a trip and after dinner at a restaurant he picked up a tasty treat and took her back to his room. During the ensuing activities he died. His wife decided that the company should pay as he died whilst on the job and so she sued them through every court in the land. At every level to the highest court the judges agreed with her the company had to pay.
American men and Vietnamese women were then called in. In the fashion of American couples a husband had been caught cheating by his wife so in the traditional manner she cut his penis off. As an american he then headed to the hospital and had it sewn it back on. The Vietnamese women were stunned by the stupidity of american wives. Every Vietnamese woman knows that after you cut the dick off you have to feed it to the dog.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 22/09/2019 Location: Binh Duong
There will not be a pick up in D2. D2 Hashers can get picked up at 2:15 at the the circle of death, for a link click here. Binh Duong Hashers can get picked up Becamex Tower on Highway 13; be there before 3 pm, for a link click here.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run whenever they feel like it. Runs will be advertised here and on Facebook.
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