|Today 09 August 2020|
Hashing: discovering amazing running & walking trails around Saigon like no one else
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All current, past and future Hashers and their guests are welcome to the rooftop bar “In Saigong", 29 Huynh Thuc Khang St, District 1, above the photo camera shop. To make the best of the happy hour at In Saigong, we start at 5 pm, every Wednesday.
Location: Dong Nai
The hare for this run was Fukcoffee with Sexy Eyes taking good care of the walkers. The walk report was given by In and Out who described it as muddy and very hot but enjoyed following the bitch. She gave a score of 8.5. The run report was given by Wanker Banker who described it as beautiful, she had been tired before starting but was now energised and ready to go again. She liked the way it went up and down and was sometimes easy and sometimes hard. She also noticed that there were some very beautiful arses to follow. She gave a score of 9 making the overall score 8.75. The Chang Mai Hashers added that they appreciated the efforts that The Saigon Hash had gone to in order to find some hill in an otherwise flat landscape, therefore making them feel at home.
The returnees were Nhung who has had better things to do and Spandex Man who has been in The Netherlands plugging the dykes with his fingers.The visitors were His Royal Anus, Belly Dancer, Sheep Shagger, The Honorable Blue Balls and Pussy Whisperer who are all over from Chang Mai on a Sex, sorry Hash tour.
Barking Mad and The Tickler were then Iced for being late and then Barking Mad was awarded her First Hareset T shirt from last week. She took it off and put it on in the time honoured way.
Sexy Eyes and Vy were then charges, Sexy Eyes hates waste and Vy has decided that marriage is incredibly wasteful in terms of money and stuff. Vy has therefore decided that she will never marry, much to the dismay of the assembled male Hashers.
American women were then charged with being drug mules. Sarah Thomas recently swam the English Channel 4 times. Apparently she has been recruited by Michael Gove and they were practice runs for the time after Brexit when the British run out of drugs in their hospitals and they have to be smuggled across the channel.
The Philippinoes and Germans were then charged. The Germans helped build Philippine International Airport and the are still waiting to be paid, hence the new state of the art airport remains closed. What a waste!
The English where then charged for always needing it to be hard, the latest example is the Hard withdrawal from Europe or hard Brexit that they are hell bent on having.
Vy was then charged with being lost in D1. Despite a personal reminder, she lost her memory and lost her way, forgot that it was a hump away and found herself alone at In Saigong.
The Russians were then charged, The Tickler being the best Russian that we had. Yuri Gagarin began a sacred tradition everywhere pissing on the tyre of this space rocket before his first trip to space. However for some unfathomable reason the latest design of Spacesuit has no fly. Dogs, I mean astronauts everywhere will be mourning the passing of the pissing tradition.
The Chang Mai Hasher were then called in to explain why they had stood up the Saigon Hashers the previous evening. It transpired the the Immigration Officer had not been too impressed by their Pussy Whisperer and he had left the officer in question unsatisfied.
Finally Shithouse was put under the spotlight. The Duke of Marlborough has just had is 4.8 million pound golden shitter stolen and this coincides remarkably closely with Shithouses return from that area. Despite all the pressure applied the Hash was unable to get anything out of him.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 6/10/2019 Location: Dong Nai
There will be a pick up in D2. Click on the picture below to see where the bus stops. The bus will be in D2 at about 2:15 pm so its best to be at the stop by 2:00 pm
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run whenever they feel like it. Runs will be advertised here and on Facebook.
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