|Today 22 March 2018|
This week was Tambourine Man's turn to entertain us. He did so on a very quiet island south of D7, with city run conditions for the runners and very wet conditions for the walkers. He made up for this in the evening, at Game On, with live music and some free beers.
Read more about it in Sexy Eyes' scribe report and check out FC's video.
The Cat Tien Hashaway is sold out, with all 50 seats on the bus taken. You can still join, but you have to get there by bike, motorbike or on foot (better leave right away). Contact Big C (0126 553 1015) or PM2 (090 282 20 22) if you consider this.
The next run 1388 on 19th February will be by some experienced hares, including F. Everywhere, two lovely ladies and yours truly. For details, check out next Sunday's run.
For News from the Hash world, click on News from the Hash world.
Shithouse Run 1387 Tambourine Man
The hares for this run were Son of Bimbo/Na He Man and Fuckcoffee with Sloe Gin and Tambourine Man guiding the walkers.
As it was almost Valentine's Day the chivalrous GM gave all the ladies flowers, as he was the GM this blatant act of chivalry on the hash went uncharged. Worse, it was even praised.
The run report was given Paddy Fag, saying it was not a bad run when compared to Trumps presidency and the Spanish Armada. The obstacles that they had been promised were not as difficult to overcome as anticipated, there had been a fair amount of concrete and for some reason the hares had attempted to lose Paddy Fag by giving him the wrong direction. He awarded a score of 10.
General Erection reluctantly reported that it had been a good walk. It was a good length and the simple obstacles that they had been promised proved to be very challenging to cross. The hares were uncharacteristically helpful and the scenery was beautiful. He also awarded a score of 10, giving an overall score of 10.
Casaputa and Chi Chi were iced for arriving late on a motorbike.
Tambourine Man and Na He Man were virgin hares on the Saigon Hash and were awarded their T shirts. Fuckcoffee has just completed his 75th Hareset for the Saigon Hash, he will have to wait for an appropriate shirt to be forthcoming. White Boy was given a white shirt for 50 runs and Appendadictomy was finally awarded the shirt for 100 runs that the GM has been carrying around for 51 weeks.
Then the plethora of Religious Advisors, Paddy Fag, Phuc My 2, Jack Off and White Boy Satong Shutup, took over. They introduced us to the virgins: James from London, his job made him come; Elana from Canada, she came with Sarah; and Annabelle from New York, who used the Internet to ensure she came.
The returnees were the The Captain who has been off on the high seas; Turn Off, who has been entertaining Turn On; Miss Saigon, who has been looking for new shoes; Ha , who has been spying in Hanoi; and Pissmeister who has been going in and out and back and forth around the world.
The Americans were then congratulations for making Kim Jong Un look good. Then they were charged along with the English for being divided, with New Yorkers voting against Trump and London voting against Britexit.
Fuckcoffee and Sloe Gin, in their traditional matching clothes, were then charged. Paddy Fag had been given false direction when he was told to turn left after the bridge with the omission of the word second and Sloe Gin misled the walkers by forgetting to mention that the bridges would be underwater. She had also been dragged of by the police (again) when setting the trail and after a long interrogation she paid a bribe to ensure a beautiful circle site, the fact that the gates to the site were locked was a mystery to all.
The Vietnamese women were then charged. They are no longer content merely to break hearts, they have now moved on to breaking penises with adventurous sex positions, you have been warned!
Cunninglingus was then called into the circle to be serenaded for her Birthday and presented with a banana cake. Apparently, Inbound had also already given her his banana and she had managed not to break it.
Meatcicle was the Hash dobber and started with Spandexman who, this week, had no horn and so decided to lay down for nap in the middle of the trail. Ms Bean was up next as she was observed doing some riding ….. on a motorbike. Stevie Blunder, who is currently looking like a derelict, had asked for a shave at the beer stop and been refused and Phuc Me 2 had been far too selective when choosing the recipients her breast milk (fruit).
Miss Saigon was charged for making bad choices, we all witnessed him drink from his brand new shoes before the run, however being made in Vietnam they had disintegrated before the end of the run. No wonder flip flops are so popular.
A number of the more devoted hashers were then called into the circle. They have arranged a run for Valentine's day as they love hashing so much.
Na He Man was charged with being far too helpful. He was not content to be a front running hare he also insisted on carrying a piece of 2 by 4 in an attempt to prevent the erstwhile hasher from getting their feet wet as they forded the rivers. I think he would have been appreciated on the walk!
Stupidity on the Hash was the next charge. The previous hash had included an unusual obstacle in the form of an extremely busy expressway. Some hashers had decided to brave this dangerous crossing instead of using the beautiful stormwater drain and were thus charged for going over. Those hashers who went down were also charged for being stupid enough to brave dark, smelly, wet channels in search of fulfillment.
The Americans were then charged for being so mean to poor Donald. They have even failed to buy the beautiful fashion items especially made and imported for them by his daughter all the way from China and Vietnam. How will he ever be able to “Make America Great Again” if they refuse to buy his daughters imported goods.
Some hashers were charged with shopping on the hash, which prompted a follow on charge for Phuc My 2 and Chi Chi who claimed thai they didn’t know what Grog Shops and Knocking Shops were. As we all know these are the only shops that it is permissible to use on the hash.
Sarah and Elana had compared themselves to the princesses Anna and Elsie on the trail and so it was decided that they should be frozen and they were directed towards the ice. Meatclicle joined them as he had confessed to comparing them to princesses when making the charge, we can’t have everyone believing they can get away with chivalry.
Finally, Jackoff reminisced about the time 7 years ago when this had been the location where Creamy Tulips creamy tulips had first been noted and passed into the annals of history in the form of a hash name. Now 7 years later they were felt to be less creamy and not looking quite so much like tulips.
And that’s all for this week, more exciting news to come next week.
Sexy eyes signing off.
Run 1388 Back to nature
Hares: F. Everywhere, Kickass, Inflight Service, Shithouse
After the recent city runs, the hares have promised us cross-country, with shiggy, mud and more, all in a beautiful setting. In Dong Nai, of course. They have also promised that there will be an opportunity to wash off all dirt upon arrival so all hashers can appear in the circle like new. Not sure if there will be an opportunity on the run to shave, Stevie.
There will be a walk, run and probably a ballbreaker of 10+ km (and more if you get lost).
The bus leaves from the Caravelle at 2 pm sharp. There will be a pickup in District 2 for the usual suspects at the usual places.
News from the Hash World
Hash Away at Cat Tien National Park, on 4-5 March
It is now final, the Hashaway will be on 4-5 March. Big C is taking us to the Big Country, is that what her name stands for now that she is a freelance?
This time we will be going to Cát Tiên National Park.
The hotel is on the shores of the Đồng Nai river and will offer a lot more than just runs in the national park.
Due to the success of the other hash aways, I suggest you book early to guarantee a place. The early birds, those who book and pay will be rewarded with a gift. For registration, click here!
Hares: Big C, PM2, Casa Puta & Stevie Blunder
Location: We will be staying at the Green Cat Tien Hotel.
Malaysian Hobblers visit on 26th February
Sixteen "Hobblers" from Malaysia will visit our Saigon hash on 26-02-2017.
Let's give them a big welcome.
Pattaya Hash visit on 19 March 2017
About 20 Hashers from Pattaya, Thailand, will visit us a week before the Nha Trang anniversary.
Nha Thrang Hash 4th Anniversary 24-26 March 2017
Nha Trang Hash will celebrate its 4th Anniversary in March 2017. The organizer Dingo promises that "it is going to be big, with countryside runs, a boat trip with island lunch, beach swimming, ocean playing, night time partying with live music and much more".
The anniversary weekend is now fully subscribed and, if you want to go, try getting on the waiting list. Not everyone has paid yet, and there may be a (small) chance of making it. More details can be found here.
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