|Today 22 March 2018|
Was it a good hash, this Sunday? No, it was not just good, it was a great hash. In the words of a well-known RA and ex-GM: "A great hash yesterday that has really set the standard for the year. I actually did around 10 km without complaining".
Read more about it in Sore Arse's scribe report and check out FC's video by clicking on the Saigon HashTube.
The next run 1389 promises to be equally great, in an equally beautiful and virgin area.
This coming Sunday, we should expect 16 geriatric hashers from Malaysia, the Hobblers. Be early at the Caravelle, to help them on the bus. For details, check out next Sunday's run.
The Cat Tien Hashaway is now sold out, with all 50 seats on the bus taken. You can still join, but you have to get there by bike, motorbike or on foot (better leave right away). Contact Big C (0126 553 1015) or PM2 (090 282 20 22) if you consider this.
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Shithouse Run 1388 Back to Nature
Running Hares: Fucking Everywhere (BALL BREAKER) and Shit House.
Walking Hares: In Flight Service and Kickass.
Today’s Hares to took the HASHERS back to their favourite place: Dong Nai for some home comforts in the country, where they feel more relaxed and at ease as. This well known place is about to regain its popularity and be put back on the map. Again the bus was over-flowing with so many HASHERS, we had to get the stools out. AT least no one had to dangle from the windows or the roof.
Walking hares were iced for a late return.
Cunning Lingus Gave the walk report, saying it was a beautiful trail with paddy fields and the hare stripped off to model her figure. At the beer stop, there was no cold beer left and the owners got stroppy and started banging on the tables and chairs, because they didn’t have enough money to pay them for the warm beer they got, giving a score of -5. The moral of the story is: If you’re going to have a beer stop, make sure you have enough money to pay the owners for it!
I Choked Linda Lovelace went on to give the RUN report, saying he was concerned about the lack of paper, which was then excellent after the 1st kilometer with lovely countryside, a bridge constructed by the Dutch, whom were employed by the Vietnamese and a free disco at the beer stop. What more could you ask for? He awarded the run with a score of -5 ….
Overall Score = -5 .
Pole Polisher received a T-shirt for having completed 100 walks/runs on the HASH.
Dick Lace received a T-shirt for having completed 25 runs/walks on the HASH.
Fuckoffee received a T-shirt for having completed 75 HARE sets.
Virgins, visitors and returnees.
Paddy Fag welcomed the virgins: Sheryl form Canada, Windy from Vietnam, Karen and Boris from Australia, John from the Netherlands, Remi from France, Tuyet from the UK, Roel from Belgium and Kate from the USA and taught them the rituals of the HASH.
White Boy Sotong Shut Up and Jack Off then welcomed the visitors and the returnees: Runny Yolk, Kickass, Plastic Paddy, Quyen, Bottle And Glass and Dick Lace.
Plastic Paddy was placed on the ice for having her phone ring in the circle. Either put it on =SILENCE or switch the BLOODY THING OFF!
Shithouse announced that 16 Hobblers (what are they?) will join us from Malaysia next week and the HARES have been asked to plan their trail carefully.
Big C confirmed that the HASHAWAY Weekend is ready and all is good to go and only 2 seats left. Stevie Blunder announced that there will be some additional activities on the Sunday morning, with trekking free of charge, or biking or canoeing for an extra charge.
Paddy Fag charged Slow Gin and Fuckoffee for riding for 4 ½ hours and still hashing after ALL that SEX!. Why not?
Paddy charged the Dutch, brought in Roel the Belgian and also I Choked Linda Lovelace. Why? The Dutch have a high opinion of themselves and expect everyone to agree with them. I Choked Linda Lovelace was charged for praising the Dutch. Aren’t we entitiled to have our own opinions on the HASH?
Charged the Dutch, Germans and Sore Arse from speaking Eurotrash – in other words their own language. So why Sore Arse the Geordie lass? She also spoke German on the HASH to the Germans, well her German is considered to be more understandable than her English! Apparently the Official Language of the HASH is English! Paddy Fag reminded the HASHERS that the only English Speaking Language in Europe is Ireland after Brexit.
General Erection was brought in to be the HASH dobber and laid the following charges:
White Boy Sotong Shut Up charged the Vietnamese and Indonesian women for being caught on camera at Kuala Lumpur Airport as accomplices to the killing of a North Korean VIP. Malaysia maybe corrupt, but still, there is HIGH TECH TECHNOLOGY!!!
White Boy Sotong Shut Up charged the hares for writing/spelling the word BEER at the beer stop, but using initials for the Ball Breaker: BB. And?
Paddy Fag, as if he hadn’t said enough, charged the Dutch, Belgian and French for being politically correct and not building a wall to keep other people out of their country. He also went on to charged the Americans for their intelligence of building a wall to keep El Nino from entering the USA.
Piss Meister charged Turn Off and Slow Gin for talking about new business products, which are TOP SECRET and Slow Gin asked for this product (maybe SEX toys?), when it comes out on the market.
Paddy Fag, again?, charged Spandex Man and Over Drive, because Spandex Man repeatedly said he wanted to give Over Drive a blow job.
Fuckoffee charged Fucking Everywhere for constantly saying “Shit, Shit, Shit” and running over the highway instead of under it to avoid his shoes getting dirty. That was 2 weeks ago Fuckoffee, isn’t that a little too late?
Fucking Everywhere charged Over Drive for occupying 2 seats on the bus, even though the bus was full and over-flowing beyond capacity.
Turn Off charged Fuckoffee and Slow Gin for having run-ins with the police and paying bribes to get out of trouble, then Fuckoffee didn’t learn his lesson, got caught speeding on his bike, then got Slow Gin to sort out the problem to get out of trouble. Good thinking, using your GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card!
Sore Arse charged Karen and Boris for smoking in the circle at the beginning of the HASH – Health abuse – WE need HASHERS to help drink beer and run/walk with us! Sore Arse also made sure everyone else know about Karen smoking in the circle again after the run.
Spandex Man followed up the charged Karen for losing her credit card on the bus, but when he found it, he presented her her credit card back in the circle, which lead Spandex Man to the ICE.
Stevie Blunder charged Creamy Tulips and Ms Bean for being HASH sponsors and crap at their jobs. Stevie Blunder wanted to have his favourite Spanish restaurant sponsor the HASH, but it went bankrupt and closed down. Another chapter in the ECONOMICS crisis!
Jack Off brought the Americans back into the circle to congratulate them for electing Trump, who has given jobs to comedians worldwide.
Runny Yolk charged Sore Arse for speaking German to Australians, Hold on and minute, doesn’t anyone understand Sore Arse speaking English?
Stevie Blunder announced that there will be a Monday Evening HASH starting in District 3 on Monday 20th March at 6:30pm. Piss Meister will be the HARE and if this is successful, it will become a regular thing.
Next week HARES will be Turnoff, Slow Gin, Big C and Piss Meister.
The On On was held at Ganges Restaurant
On OnSore Arse
Run 1389 Turnoff's attempt to turn us on
Hares: Turnoff, Sloe Gin, Big C, Pissmeister
No more city runs for a while. Turnoff was so inspired by last Sunday's run that he will set a trail not far from where we were. Beautiful and virgin. In Dong Nai of course.
The hares wrote: "We are very excited about this run as we discovered some beautiful virgin territory in addition to an old run through this great area that has not been hashed in for around 2 years. Some key words; River crossings, cows, goats, more river crossings, hills, great views, autumn, pigs, more river crossings, shade, flowers and great views and a river crossing. Definitely a run you do not want to miss if you like to cross rivers."
The bus leaves from the Caravelle at 2 pm sharp. There will be extra hashers from Malaysia, so better be early to ensure your seat on the bus. Some extra taxis may be needed.
There will be a pickup in District 2 for the usual suspects at the usual places.
News from the Hash World
Hash Away at Cat Tien National Park, on 4-5 March
It is now final, the Hashaway will be on 4-5 March. Big C is taking us to the Big Country, is that what her name stands for now that she is a freelance?
This time we will be going to Cát Tiên National Park.
The hotel is on the shores of the Đồng Nai river and will offer a lot more than just runs in the national park.
Hares: Big C, PM2, Casa Puta & Stevie Blunder
Location: We will be staying at the Green Cat Tien Hotel.
It is fully booked. If you try to squeeze in, better give a call to Big C (0126 553 1015) or PM2 (090 282 20 22).
Pattaya Hash visit on 19 March 2017
About 20 Hashers from Pattaya, Thailand, will visit us a week before the Nha Trang anniversary, on our annual St. Patrick's day run.
Nha Thrang Hash 4th Anniversary 24-26 March 2017
Nha Trang Hash will celebrate its 4th Anniversary in March 2017. The organizer Dingo promises that "it is going to be big, with countryside runs, a boat trip with island lunch, beach swimming, ocean playing, night time partying with live music and much more".
The anniversary weekend is now fully subscribed and, if you want to go, try getting on the waiting list. Not everyone has paid yet, and there may be a (small) chance of making it. More details can be found here.
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