|Today 22 March 2018|
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On the issue of people leaving us Broken Seal will be setting off in June. He will be sadly missed, not least as it means we will now have a vacancy for the much coveted role of Religious Advisor. Any takers can let me know on the hash or by email. We are also still looking for someone to check our beer consumption after the run.
One issue which has been raised recently is the posting of videos and photographs on Facebook. Many hashers prefer to avoid having their antics plastered all over the Internet and therefore the Facebook group is a closed group and posts are carefully monitored. Attending the hash is taken as tacit agreement to having images included on our page, people who wish to be excluded should make themselves known the the Hash Flash. It is important that you remember that photographs and videos should not be posted elsewhere on the Internet (e.g. you own facebook page) without the verbal consent of the hashers concerned.
This weekend could turn out to be a hash with a difference. Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
Date: 28/05/2017 Location: Long Thanh, Dong Nai
Running Hares: Fucking Everywhere and Shithouse
Walking Hare: Big C.
Today’s run was in Long Thanh, where the Hashers were treated to some more hills, forest and shade on some more Virgin territory with a water crossing for the runners. There was lots of nice scenery was enjoyed by all. Unfortunately a walker got lost, but finally found the bus independently, after the circle. Fucking Everywhere went on a search party to find her but arrived back just after our lost walker – Thanks to technology of today.
Harmonika Lewinski gave the run report, saying it was excellently thought out with the conniving HARES leaving lots of checks keeping the Front Running Bastards at bay and on their toes. He gave it a score of 6.9. Room Service gave the walk report, saying it was wet with buffalos and everyone were wearing red tops, which is known to be dangerous. Her score was -5
Overall Score = 0.95 to Sore Arse’s closest non numerical calculation.
Virgins, visitors and returnees.
Poor Paddy Fag, our stand in Religious Advisor had no virgins to introduce or visitors and returnees to welcome (back). Our sole virgin, as mentioned before, got lost and returned after the circle had come to a close.
Paddy Fag charged the Americans for selling $110 million worth of weapons to Saudi Arabians and not knowing that Donald Trump speaks fluent Italian. The American President is cleverer than we thought.
Broken Seal, our stand Grand Master, put Chu Chu and Cock-a-Leaky on the ice for not wearing HASH HABERDASH – FASHION ABUSE!
Sore Arse – What the FUCK did she have to say this time? She charged Paddy Fag for advertising the Charity Event for Saturday Night on the Facebook page, calling the HASHERS to go there, but he didn’t go himself. She also brought in Harmonika Lewinski, Big C, Kick Arse and Khieu, who actually attended this event, just like Sore Arse and waited for Paddy Fag, who didn’t turn up. He missed a fun night out.
Appendadictomy charged Twin Knockers and Stray Pussy, because Stray Pussy asked Twin Knockers how to say something in Vietnamese and She answered dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!
Spandex Man was brought in to be the HASH dobber and charged Cock-a-Leaky and Twin Knockers for dancing together in the water. He continued to charge Paddy Fag for walking on concrete and not in the woods like everyone else. Chu Chu was then brought in for giving his wife a massage in the wrong places – maybe because Spandex Man didn’t get a massage himself. Spandex Man finally charged Harmonika Lewinski for running topless for the ladies –well if you’ve got it, flaunt it!
Jack Off presented Broken Seal with a long zip, because he will be leaving us again and wonders how his beloved Unzip My Quick would feel about his departure.
Paddy Fag charged the Vietnamese and Appendadictamy, because he heard of a wedding where the singers sang so badly, they were stabbed by a man who obviously didn’t like it. Paddy Fag kept Room Service and Appendadictamy, because Room Service forgot to wear her knickers on their 1st wedding, but remembered on their 2nd wedding. Paddy Fag presented Room Service with a pair of panties to wear. Broken Seal put Room Service on the ice for throwing her beer away instead of drinking it. Waste of beer!
Harmonika Lewinski charged Kick Arse, because her flip flops broke, but she managed to improvise by fixing them with leaves, grass and twigs. Smart way to go girl.
Back on the bus, because Fucking Everywhere missed the circle, due to looking for a lost hasher. He will be leaving us soon, so he was presented with his leaving card, to wish him well on his new job in a new country, new environment and possibly a new HASH. WE will all miss him, but wish him all the best and hope to see him again.
The ON On was held at Ganesh.
Date: 04/06/2017 Location: Huyện Vĩnh Cửu, Dong Nai
For those of you looking for something a little bit different this weekend this might be right up your street. Advertised as a Hash with a View, the hares Casa Putta and Afrodizzyac claim that the view is so good that they staying there a day longer. Any hashes wishing to spend the night with them would be welcome, allowing for the possibility of an impromptu hash away. The hash will start from Cao Minh tours, which is also happens to be a hotel. Information about the hotel can be found here. Those adventurous hashers up for the challenge of making their own way there (547 Ấp 2, Xã Vĩnh Tân, Huyện Vĩnh Cửu, Đồng Nai) and saying out for Saturday night should contact Casa Putta by email (click here)
For those less intrepid or busier hashers the bus will leave the Caravelle as normal at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
There will also be a pick up in D2.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The next Saigon Hash House Harriettes run will be on the on the 2nd of June in D7. The Hares will be Sexy Eyes and I Choked Linda Lovelace and the hounds will include Cookie and Snowball. It will start in Wonderland and meander through the back streets of Phu My Hung. The start time is 7:00 pm so please arrive by 6:45 pm. For directions please click here. For details please click here.
Next year we are hoping the Indochina Mekong Hash will be hosted in Vietnam. Nha Trang Hash have expressed a desire to hold the event and we have offered to help them. The trails could be a collaborative effort between Nha Trang and Saigon Hares, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goodie bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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