|Today 22 March 2018|
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Next week we will be off to Binh Duong with a virgin hare so lets see if he can show us how it is done.Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
Location: Tan Thanh, Ba Ria
The live hares for the run were Stevie Blunder and How Come , with Phuc My 2 and Foam My 2 leading the walkers astray.
The stand in GM was again Tinky Winky who seemed to be very happy to be back in "his" circle. Turn off gave the run report stating that he felt it was a contender for run of the year, with amazing countryside, swinging, swimming and lots of flour. As an added bonus the hares had managed to lose the GM. He gave a score of -6. The walk report was given by Runny Yolk who described it as scenic as well as being slippery and wet. She was impressed by the clinging tree, the moss carpets and the shady route. She awarded a score of -5 giving an overall score of -5.5.
The Religious adviser for the day was Paddy Fag. He introduced the virgins who were Vung and Kuong from Vietnam who came with Tan, Shrinki from Japan who came thanks to Saki Sucker, Hailey from Korea and Ruby from the Philippines who both used the Internet to come, Micky from the USA who hadn't found anyone to help him come and Max from the Netherlands who came with Dicklace. The visitor was Long Fellow from Seoul and the returnees were Tan from Vietnam who has been porn surfing for a year and Honeysuckle from Peru who hasn't been getting enough assistance from Fucking Everywhere to come regularly.
It was then time for the charges. Shithouse was charged with trying to upstage General Erection in his septuagenarian tumbling act which he achieved with far less bloodshed. Phuc My 2 charged Tie Me Up for tricking her into eating a tasty spicy but smelly sauce meaning that she was not in a fit state to kiss the spicy tasty Japanese virgin.
Fukoffee charged the Americans with being dumb. This time they have stripped their cycling legend of all his medals for using the doping drug EPO which the research scientists in the Netherlands have proven to be completely ineffective!
Paddy Fag, a concerned Vietnamese citizen, then charged the Japanese and Tinky Winky with bankrupting the country in their efforts to build a Metro, it seems the money has mysteriously disappeared without the Metro appearing in its place.
Harmonica Lewinski was then initiated into the Alzheimer subsection of the Hash. It seems that the difference between Safe Sex, Twin Peaks and Twin Knockers continues to elude him.
Harmonic Lewinski then charged Phuc My 2 with having no support. She seems to keep leaving an important piece of scaffolding at various male establishments and even out on the trail. The result is obviously that perkiness ends up as sagginess.
Finally Runny Yolk charged Dicklace with lack of proper preparation. His intern Max had been overheard making an inquiry to which the answer should have been blatantly obvious to anyone with a decent mentor. What had he asked? "Will the beer be cold?"!
The circle then closed with the GM still MIA, the hash search party had returned unsuccessful. The only thing left to do was call on the power of faith. The monks were duly dispatched and returned within seconds bearing the wayward soul back to the light. The bus then transported all the Hashers back to the city and the On On was held in D2.
That's all for this week.
Sexy eyes signing off
Date: 06/08/2017 Location: Binh Duong
The virgin hare Tug Muay Dong will be attempting to keep Paddy Fag, I Choked Linda Lovelace and Sexy Eyes in check as we head off to the tracks and trails of Binh Duong. The rabid dogs have been identified and the reccie confirmed that there are options for losing Hashers so it should be an interesting adventure. There will not be a pick up in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on Friday 4th August in District 7. The Hares will be Sloe Gin and F*ckofee who will set both a running and walking trail through the leafy suburbs of Phu My Hung. We will start in Oc Xinh restaurant, Wonderland. The start time is 7:00 pm, register from 6:30 pm.
Directions: From Nguyen Van Linh street, turn into Dang Dai Do and its near the junction with Duong so 6. (Click here) For details please click here.
Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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